May072009
Nothing’s Ever Easy
Filed under work by Kim at 8:24 am on May 07 2009
I ran into my boss’ boss in line at lunch yesterday. We had the following exchange:
Grandboss: Nothing’s ever easy.
Me: Some things are easy!
GB: Name something.
Me: Um… scrambling an egg.
GB: Hrm…
Me: Wait, I forgot to think about how the egg got to me in the first place. Never mind.
GB: No, wait, that’s a good example!
Me: *mumbling something about factory farming and supply lines*
GB: Stop, you were helping!
1 Jenon 07 May 2009 at 8:32 am
Hee! “You were helping!”
If that guy near me with the roosters also had nesting hens (a safe bet?), maybe I could get some eggs the simple way: petty theft! Then the scrambling part would also be a snap.
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